What in my life brought me to this moment, making microwave popcorn in a hotel hallway?1) The room didn't have a microwave, but call the front desk and they'll bring one up!(???)2) Baby sleeping after a marathon play session.3) Wifey wants popcorn after playing with @edisoncurran for three hours straight.4) Dad COMES THE HECK THROUGH, even when it's absurd.